Friday, June 27, 2008

Beautiful People, Shallow People

Yes, we have come to this... A site called beautifulpeople.net is opening in Canada. Beautiful People is different from other dating sites because, well, it only lets beautiful people in. The goal is to ween out the "uglies", see? Before anyone can register, they send a picture and are judged by the existing members, who decide if they're goodlooking enough to get it... This is where Karma kicks in, see? Because if you find your significant other on this site, well, you're finding someone as shallow as you for signing up, and you can make each other unhappy for as long as you both shall live. Heaven forbid anyone end up getting a pimple and falling out of love...

2 comments:

XUP said...

I think it's perfect. Everyone gets what they deserve, right. So let all the people who think they're too beautiful for the rest of us get together and do whatever it is that such supremely beautiful people do together and the normal people can just get on with things

noha said...

Think of some of the people through out the history of humanity (of whom we have pictures) who've done amazing things for people. I'm drawing blank right now - I can only come up with 3 examples - Mother Theresa, Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi. Now, just looking at their pictures, would any of them make the "cut"?
Point made.